Imma touch your butt.
Imma touch your butt.
Seriously, it’s not that difficult a concept.
How fucking hard is it to get a cheap, cute, comfortable bra when you’re full figured? Without giant fucking straps. Ugh.
That’s it. I’m starting a bonfire. Ladies, get your over-the-shoulder boulder-holders ready.
Can we just discuss how cocky Tumblr is? Like, it just ASSUMES that I (and thus we) have nothing better to do than be on it all day.
I mean, it’s right, but so cocky!
Hey, anyone got some respectable Snarry hiding away? I mean Snarry where Harry isn’t underage, is willing and not a whore for everything that moves.
This is becoming increasingly difficult to find all of a sudden :/
I just want Snarry, I don’t want to know that Harry is using Severus because he got rejected by so and so, or that he’s fucked the whole school, or that he’s still in school.
A few that I’m frequently rereading or have reread at least once are:
Nocturne by Tira Nog (vamp!canon!Snape)
Snape: The Home Fries Nazi by pir8fancier (TW: Suicidal thoughts, homophobia)
Like Swallowing Hot Chocolate by quixotic-hope (AU Prince Snape kicked out by father to find true love)
Severus Spade and the Dame that was Harry Potter by StarryGazer (AU hardboiled detective)
Split Sole by Heather68 (AU Ballet)
Mistletoe by Forever then some, BUT was taken down but there is a pdf of it here someone has uploaded (Snape’s muggle aunt comes for Christmas and Harry reluctantly poses as Snape’s fiance)
ummmmm that’s all that I can really think of for the ones off the top of my head, but each of these mentioned I loved for different reasons. I definitely recommend each one if you have yet to read any of these. I hope these helped and that you[‘ve] enjoy[ed] them!
it still makes me mad that hardly anyone has seen the movie Whip It, especially here on tumblr like u wanna fuckin talk about a wonderful perfect sports movie with a 98% female cast of ladies who are bad ass as hell and sexy at the same time and where the love interest turns out to be a douche bag and the main characters dumps him like fuck I don’t need no man especially not an asshole like him and also Ellen Page stars in it like
yeah I’m mad where is the love for this movie it means so much to me
Don’t forget that it’s Drew Barrymore feature film directorial debut (she’d directed a documentary in like ‘04 or something), not to mention her total bamf character, and the fact that it’s based off a novel written by a former Derby skater who used a lot of her own time as a skater as inspiration for it.
I fucking love this movie.
Hard Candy is another really great movie, also Ellen Page starred actually, and not given enough credit. Can be a very triggering movie, however.
"Queer Tango is a new way to dance Argentine tango free from traditional heteronormative codes. Its proposal is to dance tango without pre-established roles according to the gender of the dancers and to perform the exchange of leader and follower. Therefore it is related to open role or same-sex tango. The queer tango movement permits not only an access to tango for the LGBT community, but also supports existing possibilities for heterosexual dancers — women learn the lead, men learn the follow. Studying both roles, women and men enhance their communication and sensitivity."
I made dinner tonight.
Slow-cooked pot roast and veggies, with a wide of garlic parmesan asparagus.
The pot roast was so tender that it was a bitch to get out of the pot because it kept falling apart. Also, there’s a shitload of onions in the stew veggies because fuck yeah I love onions. Ain’t no yellow-spotted lizard gon’ bite me now.
So we’re on lockdown in our house because the cops are outside and flying overhead and telling us all to stay in our houses.
This is typical behaviour for my neighbourhood though. We’ve had the S.W.A.T. team across the street before. I ain’t even bovvered anymore.
If you ever start feeling like your day or night sucks, just remember that it can change in an instant.
For example, one night began with me and my friends being stalked by coyotes, and ended with me and my friend executing a perfect high five with our hands on fire while eating s’mores.
I really love the headphones on the skull. And what a neat doorknob.
Wait. Is that a mini 7 drawer filing cabinet???? Oh my fucking god, it is. Cute.
yeah but check out that laptop
are you kidding me you see but you do not observe
look at those freaking beautiful curtains
I love the little picture on the wall. I bet it says something cute on it!
I’m so confused. Guys, why is nobody talking about those three mysterious dents on the door? I think they’re the most important things in this gif.
Someone really needs to zoom in on that picture on the wall. I can’t see what it is.
you do realize that i looked first at the headphones then at the doorknob and then, after reading the laptop comment, i finally had my epiphany and understood why this post had so many notes?!
Obviously it’s about the lamps. Who needs TWO lamps that close together? No wonder this has so many notes.