Posted 2 weeks ago

The only thing that fits better on your tongue than a Pringle is another tongue.

Posted 3 weeks ago

My therapist just told me a joke.

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

No.

Posted 3 weeks ago

DUDE. So I finally saw Guardians of the Galaxy today, and I’m a little disappointed. In the FAN REACTION.

Why have I seen nothing about the credits scene on my dashboard?? That was fucking pure amazingness. I may have squealed out load in the theatre at it. Fucking seriously.

Posted 4 weeks ago

willamholmes:

OK

LISTEN UP YOU LIL SHITS

IF YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW

JUST KNOW THAT YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT

YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY

YOU WILL MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND MEETING NEW PEOPLE ISN’T AS BAD AS IT SEEMS

YOU WILL GET THROUGH THIS YEAR WITHOUT DYING, I PROMISE

NOW GO GET ‘EM

Even Harry Potter didn’t die, and he had dark wizards after him.

just don’t drop out your last year unless you have a ‘get out of death free’ card or something…

(Source: ghoulmes)

Posted 4 weeks ago

Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass

A message about body positivity, or thin shaming? Both? Neither?

Either way, gurl be hella cute, and her outfits be cute to match.

Posted 1 month ago

Every time I go outside, I remember I hate everyone, and going to restaurants with family is the worst.

Posted 1 month ago

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

That’s not a kid, that’s Andy Milonakis. I believe he was about 30 at the time. I love his music.

Posted 1 month ago

Petition for The Last Unicorn to be made into a live-action film and for Zach Braff to play Schmendrick.

Posted 1 month ago

So I was walking through Wal-Mart when sudden but inevitable feels punched me in the gut.

Posted 1 month ago

Let's play a game!

shinysherlock:

significanceofmoths:

marsdaydream:

billiethepoet:

esterbrook:

moonblossom:

ladymac111:

onethousandhurrahs:

redscudery:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest…

My urine.

Posted 1 month ago

fifth-dimensional:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

Okay but I’d just like to point out the other covers for this book, which vary from

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to

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"An unholy mixture of science fiction and gay porn" —Kirkus Reviews

Amazon reviews of this book range from positive to gushing; apparently it is a sci-fi classic with good writing, focusing on the erotic but not the sexual, and the New York Times called it a groundbreaking depiction of homosexual romance. On the other hand, I found a Goodreads review that called it “the most misogynistic, fascist piece of science fiction I’ve ever read.” Apparently the tyrannical society the characters live in was caused by government-enforced equality, particularly women’s equality. So, um, yeah.

tl;dr I did all this research to find a reason for the dildo-arms and I never got one.

I was curious and bought the book. I am almost half-way through, and it doesn’t look like dildo-arms is going to be a thing, without going into spoiler details. It’s a good read, but is pretty sexist, but you also have to realise that is was written in the 70s.

There’s some good erotic parts, in between lots of plot, and that worked out well. But yeah, it can be pretty misogynistic—whenever they actually have a female character. I’m enjoying it well enough though. I am hoping the dildo-arms make a comeback by the end of the book, however, but I’m also not sure that it will necessarily end happily. Only spoiler I’m giving.

(Source: lcheesebagool)

Posted 1 month ago

Me: *slaps sister on the arse cheek walking by*

Sister: “Go team.”

Me: “What team?”

Sister: “I said, ‘Go team.’”

Me: “No, I— Wildca—… GOD, Tumblr would understand me.”

Posted 4 months ago

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I made sure to change my alarm to wake up the appropriate way for such an occasion.

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Posted 4 months ago

NSFW ponderings

Are you ever listening to music in the shower and randomly decide to masturbate, only to realise later what you were listening to while you were wanking?

I’m so sorry Pandora’s Disney station. But you’re a bro for playing Won’t Say I’m in Love.

Posted 4 months ago

"Come enjoy some delicious hot cheesy puffs, kids…in HELL. HAHAHAHAHA!"